Michelle Obama Speechless As Hideous Portrait Unveiled At Smithsonian

Michelle Obama was almost speechless as she wrestled with her response to the grotesque image that will, appropriately, represent her for the life of our nation, a short time if…

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Any portrait of Michelle Obama that is an accurate representation of her appearance is, naturally, going to be a grotesque, nightmare-inducing waste of taxpayer money and perfectly good paint. That may have been why the “artist,” who joined Obama onstage and is responsible for this monstrosity, may have attempted to paint her/him as someone else. Then again, maybe she’s a closet patriot and is just doing her duty in service to his country.

It’s also entirely possible that she’s the typical DC libtard the Obamas surround themselves with and her nausea forced her to look away the entire time the work was being produced. In that case it’s a truly incredible work, essentially that of a blind woman. A Picasso would have been far more pleasing to the eyes or perhaps something along the lines of “The Scream,” by Edvard Munch. Sadly, neither of them are with us any longer, so this is what we ended up with.

It’s humorous to watch the Mooch as she/he tries to come up with words to cover her disappointment at being made to look like an NBA player in drag wrapped up in a shower curtain. The shock is unmistakable both on her part as well as the audience, despite the best efforts of a single, overly polite individual, possibly the artist’s mother or her own, applauding doggedly throughout the unveiling.

Mooch takes the microphone, saying, “Let’s just start by saying ‘Wow,’ again.” It wouldn’t be PC for her to say, “You’ve got to be joking, where’s the real portrait?” or, “You had an unlimited government checkbook and this was the best you could come up with? I look like a dude in a wig.”

Obama continues, “Let me just take a minute,” pretending to be soaking in the awesome work that will forever represent her to generations to come. “Trump and the Russians must be behind this somehow,” she must be thinking. “Maybe the FBI or DOJ can dig into their bag of dirty tricks and explain it in a dossier.”

After a little study, she continues, “It’s amazing, wow.” The Mooch doesn’t say it looks just like her, because it doesn’t. She doesn’t say anything specific because she can’t. She’s actually speechless. Let’s hope the effects don’t wear off too quickly and that to some extent they transfer over to the piece of trash seated behind her.

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9 Comments on Michelle Obama Speechless As Hideous Portrait Unveiled At Smithsonian

  1. Just threw up in my mouth

  2. Amanda Trebiano // February 14, 2018 at 10:03 am // Reply

    I didn’t think it was possible to have a WORSE portrait of Moochie. I was wrong. She looks like a tranny basketball player wrapped up in a shower curtain with her usual “angry black woman” expression. So glad we have the beautiful Melania as our FLOTUS now; Melania is everything a First Lady should be and that this….thing…wasn’t.

    • Yes…If only Michelle could be as intelligent as Melania…and be married to a stable genius like Bonespurs. Her life must truly suck and I’m sure she waxes whimsically each and every day wishing she could live in Melanias prison cell!LOL

  3. Slavey patchwork dress.

  4. Hadenoughalready // February 13, 2018 at 10:14 am // Reply

    I have the perfect use for this: Blown up to life-size, it should be hung on every barn to eliminate varments.

    Other uses: Halloween decoration, Taliban/ISIS/Hamas control (with the caption: “Michelle was here”), door mats and other places that require terrorist/pest control.

    Anyone notice that her hand, in the portrait, is on her throat? Hiding something? An Adam’s Apple, perhaps?? And to think WE paid for this, right along with everything else to bring comfort to the classless…

  5. It would be more appropriate to have a sculpture of it in the neanderthal display.

    • For that they could have taken the dance video from the Ellen the degenerate show, interesting that the artist wasn’t good, but she WAS black, so at least mooch and hussein had their priorities right.

      • Josephine Marshall // February 14, 2018 at 1:26 am // Reply

        I’m sure you all know that she is a he and Obama is a gay person (a nice way to put it). Also, he always seemed real “chummy” with his older so called daughter. Check out the videos. This whole family is disgusting! Then Michael had the nerve to give a speech to empower women. What does he know?????

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