The US Capitol is a lot like one of those bordellos in western movies, although much larger and with arguably much less appealing workers. They’re both engaged in the providing the same type of “service,” the difference is largely just a question of how the transaction is conducted and the nature of what you get in return.
In the Westerns the hookers wear garters and lingerie. The interaction consists of a few smiles, a hokey bumpkin-type reference to how beautiful the lady is, her telling the cowboy he stinks needs a bath and an escort upstairs. In the Capitol Hill Bordello the prostitutes wear business suits and pantsuits. They ignore or dismissively smile down at their supposed customers, the American taxpayers, as they laugh it up and joke with each other and the lobbyists who fund them. They’re Congress’ real clients, their true masters for whom they’ll perform any act.
We’re never given that trip to the room or even an air-kiss next to the piano or a wink in the hallway. We never get anything in return for our money beyond the promises of “you’re gonna love this,” or “it’s gonna be great when…” The only distinction between the “working boys and girls” giving us the business in the swamp is whether they’re Democrats, who enter Bordello Hill through the front door or the RINOs and Republicans, who slip in the back door past the kitchen.
With Democrats we know ahead of time we’re getting screwed. With the RINOS and Republicans we find out later that they “broke a nail” or have a headache and won’t be able to perform as promised – this time around. Maybe after the midterms, or following the budget negotiations. Right now they’ve got an issue that’s just too pressing, and if not they’ll fabricate one. No one can be expected to work with a run in their nylons.
Whatever we do, the Hill Hookers and thus we, the schmucks whose name is on the bill, can’t allow the Bordello to shut down, forcing these fine public servants out onto the streets to ply their trades. The whole system is set up to provide them with their 535 rooms from which to make their deals, to breathlessly twist what’s best for them and their sponsors into a supposed benefit for the country.
If those rooms and their occupants suddenly went away we might realize how utterly useless and unnecessary they are and discover that we’re better off without them. Let the people of Chicago have their way with Luis Gutierrez and Dick Durbin. Give Chuck Schumer back to New York, and Dianne Feinstein and Nancy Pelosi to the blind [fortunate for them] liberals of California.
Sheila Jackson Lee, Zoe Lofgren, Maxine Waters, Raul Grijalva and Elijah Cummings can keep providing their standard lip service to their anti-American constituents, the communists, who won’t abandon them until the bordello is the last trace of the former United States. They’re the best they can hope for, as pathetic as they are.
The Republicans will find their way over to the domination and submission section of the Congressional cathouse, falling on their knees before their Democrat “masters.” They’re a sick bunch and even those few we thought were upstanding and of some value continue to show they’re pretty much just like all the rest, all talk and no action.
The Capitol Hill brothel needs to be shut down. It’s no fun anymore. They put party first but it’s not the kind of party we were thinking it was. We heard there was a new sheriff in town, but they’re not listening to a word he says either. Pull their permit – everybody out.
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